- Hey, everyone that uses high beams inside the city where there’s street lights and incoming traffic, FUCK YOU! - I don’t know who is worse: nighttime drivers who don’t turn off their brights; or nighttime drivers who don’t turn on their lights. - High beams affect everyone else. No lights at all only really affects them. High beams are infinitely worse. - Well, it affects the person who doesn’t see them and pulls in front of them. - It’s fine, that person has their high beams on and can see them clearly. 
 
 
 
- For some people, those aren’t their high beams. No, that doesn’t make it any better. 
 
- Me on my deathbed: Kathy, I never told you this, but… YOUR BREATH FUCKING STINKS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE! 
- Fuck Off! 
- Is this advice from Elon Musk? 
- I’m sitting here waiting to go into a work holiday dinner that we are being forced to go to. Somehow I think telling my boss how I really feel about this diner might backfire. Being able to pay bills is always a plus. 
- Elon Musk has already taken the initiative…bless his heart. 








