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- “Kangaroos are just deer that have spent time in Australia.” - FTFY. Although, what’s the difference? Saying the same thing in different words, right - Australia always will be a prison colony. 
 
- It’s a marsupificial resemblance. 
- Kangaroos are just anthropomorphic camels. They all look like the mascot for the cigarettes, which they also look like they probably smoke. - Dude, I see you everywhere I look - I’m omnipresent. 😌 
 
 
- they’re also deceptively tasty 
- Hard time in a penal colony 






