- Don’t forget the shirts. “I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!” - Can’t leave the beach without a coffee mug shaped like mammary glands - My mother in law gave me one of those. 
- Don’t forget the ash tray with the pot leaf shaped Jamaican flag (nevermind you’re nowhere near Jamaica, or legal cannabis for that matter) 
 
- I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize! - I think this is my favorite sentence I’ve ever read on Lemmy 
- Man, I’d wear that shirt. 
 
- Dirty Dick’s has great merch actually lmao. Got a couple of shirts and mugs for my folks when were in Nag’s Head. - Lol yeah they do. 
 
 
- How TF is this so accurate? 
 - Not true - where are the guns then!? Not to mention donuts… :-P - Edit: found them: https://media.tenor.com/0zEhnQBJoHkAAAAM/america-art.gif (the donuts 🍩 here have all been replaced by moar guns 🔫) - Donut crab burgers with shavings from an AR-15 as a garnish 🤌 - Just like grand mama used to make 😋 
 
 
 
- A Delaware staple: Crabby Dick’s. 
- And the food at both is divine. Usually. 
- staring at a Biscuit Bitch rn - Best biscuits in Seattle 
 
- Can confirm. Live near Big Dicks Halfway-Inn 
- Near me is a dive bar on the river called Kuchie’s on the Water and it’s home to some of the most disgusting “food” you’ve ever seen. 







