i’m talking like, ‘the ability to perfectly sort a single drawer of socks once a month.’ how do you even market that to potential supervillains? or, you know, just for fun. bonus points for trying to make it sound vaguely useful.

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    You can apply the perfect amount of any condiment to a sandwich with your mind.

    You can communicate with phytoplankton in French.

    Eating vegetables makes you repellant to a T-Rex.