Vendotron, please give me a Snickers bar.

Vendotron: Dispensing black licorice. Have a nice day!

At least the Aztecs were up front and direct about it.

American Charity*

*Terms and conditions apply

Pandorum. At a glance it like like just another bad sci-fi, but it’s really good horror sci-fi mind fuckery with a fantastic twist. Dennis Quaid is great in it.

Oh yeah that thing is a classic.

Because some rich jackasses at the top hate paying employees.

No that’s place makes WAY more sense.

So they’re gonna ship all the white people to Europe? I’m like 9 different 9 flavors of European. Do I get to pick where I’m sent or are they gonna just chop me up and send pieces out based on my ancestry? Because I’m totally cool with that, I just need to get my affairs in order first.

If you can’t stop yourself, then you are an addict. Some people find AA helpful. Maybe there are counselors/therapists. I’ve never had this particular problem fortunately, but I’ve seen it kill people. You should get help. If you’re not sure, consult with a doctor - professionals know things that we do not, and their opinion is going to be both way more objective than you or anyone you know, and way more trustworthy than random people on the internet.

Just get a standard issue universal remoteb with a self-synching feature.

So they have to lift up to 50 pounds regularly, up to 70 pounds occasionally? Or hand-load/unload 53-foot UPS trailers? Or drive busted, old, poorly maintained forklifts? Because I don’t think they know what actually happens in a warehouse. And that’s just normal warehouse, not even Amazon ones.

How many towns can I build?

And people wonder why I think there should be a wage cap.

This meme is good but It’s lacking the part where they’re masturbating onto the American flag.

Translation: The executives who don’t do anything deserve to get lots of money and you should be happy to pay them for it.

Fuck you.

It’s pretty stupid because the longer the password the more secure it is.

That I wasted over a decade trying to figure out what was wrong with me on my own before I finally got professional help.

Good for them. If the most vulnerable can’t afford to live, fuck the corps and government.