God damn they can’t even grift right.

Getting that download to 95% and a phone call coming in…

I assumed this might have been a late 90s article about the “dangers” of internet addiction.

It was from fucking 2015. I really really hope it was satire.

Insanity. Hey, let’s spend 400+ million on a franchise IP, and then expect player numbers to beat the last 3 combined.

Oh, you didn’t hit the target? Guess we gotta close the studio.

It’s so hard to describe the game without making it sound boring. There are very tense parts, there are very quiet parts, there are lengths of time when you don’t do much, but the weirdness pulls you back in.

I will say, the first one got the weird going quick, the 2nd one takes a bit to get to the weird parts. Watch some streams and see if it does anything for you. I absolutely loved the first one, and it’s one of the very few games I have played multiple times.

TlDR

Flix Vision and Live NetTV

Names weren’t mentioned until halfway through the way too long article.