So much time in my undergrad designing stupid inheritance hierarchies for systems (petrol stations, web servers, guidance systems), none of it even remotely applicable in my actual career as a dev. In fact, practically every time someone had done something “clever” with inheritance it caused subtle bugs or made maintenance and extension much harder than it should have been.

The liberals haven’t been relevant since the coalition.

I’m not sure not wanting to die in a food root is a gene.

What about not having children?

The firm handshake worked great until I met an employer who was higher Dan in Judo than me.

Fuckboy

I hate that we finally get a Labour government but it’s just another Tory government. At least Tony Blair called it “New Labour” instead of this grotesque pretense.

For some reason Western governments can’t resist creating tyrannical laws for someone l worse to abuse later, with the excuse that no-one reasonable would use it for that.

Intentional BSOD-coloured branding?

Is this because Mr Blobby retired?

Great, now do Amazon.

Wow, it’d normally cost millions to get this kind of candidate endorsement and they’re giving it away for free.

It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he’d laugh too.

Which one is that?

Why are Labour so desperate to placate the boomers who fled to Reform? The Tories lost way more of them anyway, and they’re not coming back as long as Nige has a gravy train to ride. How about using the parliamentary majority, no matter how frail, to begin fixing the country?

Our enemies are simultaneously too weak and too strong.

Saddam just under the X axis.

Figure out if I’d be more haunted by my actions as a temporary world superpower, and watching the status quo return very quickly afterward, or more haunted by all the things I could have done and didn’t. Sit pondering that for 48 hours.

Thought it said Outer Wilds 2 for a split second and got excited.