and remember to steal from corporations, not people

didn’t it also turn out that those were palestinian babies?

fucking PETA 💀💀💀

I, too, would like to know this

(spoiler alert: nothings gonna work:( )

Someone else who uses ProtonVPN! Don’t see too many users out in the wild. I love it!

i’m so sick of these goddamn tankies

they’re literally just fascists painted red

what does this mfer think most every meal is? Like bro you’re literally eating dead flesh, eyelids, anuses, feces, pus, blood and menstrual secretions just for a full english breakfast

when shakespeare isn’t even fucking literature

dude was a PLAYWRIGHT

exactly. Reading is a cheap and fun hobby. But you gotta find enjoyable books!

which is why i don’t play, but still hope to win. Saves money.

no need for slurs.

my boyfriend just spent 50p on a badge that says “england: losing since ‘66” a couple days ago

well most likely be dead before anyone under 30 reaches that age.

get a sitter. If you can afford a holiday, budget for a sitter.

Or don’t have holidays until the snot factories are old enough to behave if you can’t afford a sitter. You chose to have children.

i stay quiet and read my book and don’t annoy the entire plane/train/bus.

just stay home then

you chose to have children, in this day and age where all they’ll ever know is suffering and pain

so don’t make everyone else’s life worse because you just had to creampie someone.

don’t go on holiday if you have cum pets. You chose that when you couldn’t keep it in your pants.

cause that’s where all my friends are

yeah i literally met my boyfriend through twitter, i’m not leaving anytime soon. I’m also using masto and bluesky though.

yeah but they’re wasting police time. Say it’s a cishet rich white couple without a dog who buys the house, the time the cops are wasting there they won’t spend shooting dogs, killing black people or tasing autistic kids. That’s a win in my book.