SnausagesinaBlanket

I just want dental insurance to be included in basic health insurance plans for all. Nothing too radical.

We got enough microplastics in the ground.

…and Micro penises too.

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Febreze is air pressure driven.

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A can of tuna.

Don’t say it, send it in an email.

With my hands silly.

Better Call Sol

Build an emergency fund and hang on to it for everyone.

I got my best IT Job off of Craigs list so don’t count out that option.

Way too stressful. I worked at a company that was bought by a hedge fund and they were always downsizing, even if it was key employees. It made me under perform and caused insomnia that I never quite got over and it was 11 years ago.

I think it has a lot to do with the cost to ship it back since it weighs almost 100 pounds.

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I bought an electric start generator that stalled out after 20 minutes consistently, This unit can run all the essentials in my house whenever needed. I called and told the rep it runs great but all of a sudden it dies for no apparent reason.

He gave me full credit for it and told me to keep it or donate it.

I figured out the next day that is was my basement dehumidifier trying to turn on and the generator could not handle it.

It was fine the entire time. It runs on propane or gas and has a clone of a Yamaha engine and is made by WEN.

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6.

This is the right answer. You failed hard.

Boof them. Don’t think about it, just boof em.

IDK about funny but I asked a girl out for the first time in my life as a young adult like 19 or 20 We met at a bar and I was already nervous. Within the first five minutes I started hyperventilating and had to leave due to a massive anxiety attack. I was so embarrassed that I never contacted her again.

I had a few nice girlfriends as a teen but this one was so special it made me a nervous wreck and caused me way too much anxiety.