• OneDimensionPrinter@lemm.eeEnglish
    7·
    2 年前

    Recently a video tape surfaced of my friends and I tazing each other for fun.

    Yes, I lived in bumfuck Florida at the time.

    Edit: typo

    • jrubal1462@vlemmy.netEnglish
      4·
      2 年前

      I’ve met some men from Florida before, but this is the first time I’m getting to meet the esteemed “Florida Man”

      It’s truly an honor.

      (My apologies if I’ve incorrectly assumed your gender, but I have a hunch about this one.)

      • OneDimensionPrinter@lemm.eeEnglish
        2·
        2 年前

        Ah shit. No I can’t go by that moniker. It was the weirdest there. Now I’m crying alligator tears. I escaped to the west coast for a reason.