Not your best, but your worst! B-Movies abound!

Give us your sick, sad, filthy pleasure flicks that you love to hate.

Rules: The Room is too popular at this point and doesn’t count.

My list:

  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii
  • Frankenhooker
  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
  • Dead Alive
  • Deadly Prey

Special Mentions:

  • Cabin Boy
  • Space Truckers

EDIT:

High Score Bonus:

  • Cherry 2000
  • satan@lemmy.mlEnglish
    5·
    1 year ago

    Agree, Hard ticket to Hawaii is amazing!

    In the same style, i would mention:

    • Miami Connection
    • Samurai Cop
    • Eliminators
    • Street Trash
    • gourd@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      Oh man I loved Phantasm. I was blown away when I found out they made more than one.

  • lazy@lemmy.fmhy.mlEnglish
    4·
    1 year ago

    Airborn (the one with the rollerblade race down Devil’s Backbone, the biggest hill in Cincinnati)

    Bubbahotep

    Bloodsport

    Krull

    • DJDarren@beehaw.orgEnglish
      7·
      1 year ago

      Bubbahotep

      Bubba Ho-Tep is a fucking masterpiece and you’ll sit in the corner and watch it as many times as you need to to change your way of thinking.

  • godless@latte.isnot.coffeeEnglish
    4·
    1 year ago

    Joe Dirt!

    It was so hilariously awful, I love it.

    Don’t really have a top list, but that’s the one I always come up with when asked.

  • 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡@lemmy.mlEnglish
    3·
    1 year ago

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Within a few minutes of watching it I knew it was going to be awesomely bad, and it lived up to my expectations

  • TootSweet@latte.isnot.coffeeEnglish
    3·
    1 year ago

    Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey

    I’m mostly just thrilled that Disney finally lost something to the public domain. (And, yes, I know it was acquired by Disney and not originally created by Disney.)

    • pandarisu@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      Disney finally lost something to the public domain.

      I’m not convinced that the legal right to make that film was there. Yes, the copyright has expired in the USA, however the film was produced and filmed in the UK. Winnie The Pooh is still under copyright until 2026 in the UK (70 years after the author died)

      • TootSweet@latte.isnot.coffeeEnglish
        2·
        1 year ago

        Good call. I didn’t realize there were still places where the original works were still under copyright. But in retrospect, I should have thought of that possibility.

        I suppose that makes Blood and Honey a pirate film, which is still good in my book. It’ll be interesting to see if Disney decides to bring any legal cases in the UK or anything.

  • DJDarren@beehaw.orgEnglish
    3·
    1 year ago

    I guess I don’t really watch too many ‘bad’ movies because I don’t have many in my head, but the first thing that springs to mind is Velocipastor.

    But is Velocipastor really a bad movie if it did exactly what it set out to do?

  • elavat0r@mander.xyzEnglish
    3·
    1 year ago
    • Night Feeder: featuring The Nuns, it’s a very bad movie that was clearly made with a lot of love
    • Hobgoblins: MST3K classic
    • Blood Theatre: the music is somehow catchier than it has any right to be
    • Undefeatable: Cynthia Rothrock “masterpiece”
    • just… all of the American Ninja movies
  • gourd@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    1 year ago

    I’m sure there are more I’m forgetting, but here’s what comes to mind:

    • Birdemic
    • Samurai Cop
    • Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    Special emphasis on Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I don’t see enough people talking about this one. It really sucks you in, and it feels impossible to stop watching.