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minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-21 year agoJesus in the passenger seat “Recalculating” Jesus it’s been 5 miles we’re gonna miss our turn it’s here somewhere. “LOL recalculating”
minus-squareJerb322@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoHaving Jesus riding shotgun would be a windy ride. He never closes the door…born in a barn.
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoI wonder if Jesus can drive on water
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minus-squareJJROKCZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoA manger and a barn are not the same thing lol
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoJesus we can’t follow that route, it goes over water! Might as well use Apple Maps… Jesus: Well that’s your fault for asking for walking directions!
Jesus in the passenger seat “Recalculating”
Jesus it’s been 5 miles we’re gonna miss our turn it’s here somewhere. “LOL recalculating”
Having Jesus riding shotgun would be a windy ride. He never closes the door…born in a barn.
I wonder if Jesus can drive on water
Just like Thom Yorke
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Just like Thom Yorke
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
A manger and a barn are not the same thing lol
Jesus we can’t follow that route, it goes over water! Might as well use Apple Maps…
Jesus: Well that’s your fault for asking for walking directions!