I’ll believe it when I see it. There seems to be countless sources confirming egregious tax fraud (and every other crime under the sun), yet nothing ever comes of it. I read that Hunter Biden plead guilty to tax fraud this week, so it’s not impossible for the IRS to catch up with well connected people. Yet Cheeto has been getting away with it for decades.

I’ll still keep some bubbly in the fridge on the off chance that something finally catches up to the orange sweat stain.