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return2ozma@lemmy.world
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to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?

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What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?

return2ozma@lemmy.world
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  • ahto@discuss.tchncs.de
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    For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.

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      Well yeah crank your hog first of course

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        SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

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          AROOOOOO

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          ABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF’INHOG

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtn0as91SM

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        Spank the monkey

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          Filbert and Heffer playing “Spank the Monkey”

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            Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.

            Rocko?

            Mrs. Bighead?

            simultaneous phone slam

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              There was also that one that was cut from the camping episode.

              Rocko is foraging for berries and he grabs one on a bush and the bush recoils and you hear a bear growl. Then a bear jumps out from behind the bush grabbing his crotch and running away in obvious pain.

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          Flog the dolphin

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            Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

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          Choke the chicken.

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          Bash the bishop

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