- Good thing there was a circle and an arrow. I never would have spotted it without both. - Even the arrow has a circle. 
 
- Me too pup, me too. 
 - That dog is shitting all over the sofa soon. 
 
 
- Too relatable 
- It’s funny but for non-dog people: this is actually measuring something. If your dog is so upset that cheese is not interesting then that is a very upset dog. - This is also true for humans. - Source: I’m nervous but like cheese 
- yeah this is my dog. at the vet last week he knew something was about to happen and was absolutely not interested in cheese. - After he had his vaccines and it was all over, so much more relaxed, would eat cheese again. 
 
- Same, tbh 
- My spirit animal :) 
- Age 16 meters ? - Probably months? - Either that or they include sex in the age column 
- Lmao didnt though of that 🤦🏻 
 
- That would be 1.691207e-15 light years. Unfortunately I don’t know how to convert to dog years - I’ll give it a shot, but I think it will make more sense for me to make the conversion from meters to years without using light years. I’m a chemist, not a physicist and don’t want to look up the conversions I don’t remember. - The sun travels ~940,000,000 km/human year… - = 940,000,000 km/yr × 1000 m/km = 940,000,000,000 m/yr - = 940,000,000,000 m/yr × 1 year/365.256 days - = 2573537464.1 m/day × 1 day/24 hr × 1 hr/60 min × 1 min/60 s - = 29786.3132423 m/s - 16 m × 1 s/29786.3132423 m = 0.000537 s (human) - The dog is about half a millisecond old (in human years). - I found some human-to-dog years calculator online that cites a scientific paper. The formula it uses is: - Human years = 16 × ln(Dog years) + 31 - Therefore… Dog years = e^(((Human Years-31)^)/16) - To use the dog calculator, it’s easier to start back at m/yr. - 16 m × 1 year/940,000,000,000 m = 1.70212765E−11 human years - Human to dog years = e(((1.70212765E−11)-31)/16) - = 0.14406 dog years x 365.524 dog days / 1 dog year - = 52.6 dog days. - The human to dog year equation isn’t meant for times less than 0.001 human year, so take the dog days number with a grain of salt. - Hopefully I didn’t mess anything up along the way, I did this all on the phone and it’s harder to double-check than on paper! 
 
- It’s just a really tall dog. 
 
- Where’s the joke? - I agree, someone should have highlighted it, this is just confusing. 
- Cheese 
 







