I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

  • Psyhackological@lemmy.mlOP
    51·
    11 months ago

    I recently passed Linux Foundation System Admin and they had a weird Debian that just slapped me with man not found or something like this

    I like it, but I think proprietary can tell it too.