I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

  • steeznson@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Uh I guess we’d need to extend it to Linux + FOSS in general.

    Power users: I think we should steal whatever the latest IKEA marketing team have come up with because the appeal is kinda the same as IKEA furniture where you feel more ownership over something having built it from the flat packed box your self.

    Average users: does a degoogled chromeOS exist? You just need a video of someone playing with a tablet like interface, then choosing to postpone an update with no dark pattern om the textbox prompt.

    One line slogan: Did you ever wish the people who made your software were more passionate about the product than their next promotion?