“Sorry, I got to return this video”
“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”
“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”
“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”
“Can I borrow that VHS?”
“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”
“Do you know where a phone is?”
Where did I leave my zip disk?
Next to the minidisk
Yes, that was two decades
Hell yeah. My Zip disk lives somewhere and contains nude shots of Dragon Ball (original and Z) from when I was like 10. It was the only way I could hide them from my family.
Inserts disk: click, click, click
“fuck, I knew I should have put that on a CD-RW.”