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Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Ban dihydrogen monoxide

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Ban dihydrogen monoxide

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Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org
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    2 years ago

    100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…

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      8 billions of people have and they’re alive

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        Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.

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        For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.

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        Let’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO

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          Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing

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        deleted by creator

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        well one day,they ll die /s

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        So it’s clearly a skill issue you say?

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      Every person who hasn’t died sooner

      Checkmate

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      This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide

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        100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother

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        Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.

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