Personally, I usually play as Dry Bowser. How about you?
I mostly main last place, but I sometimes come in 10th.
Yoshi.
Dry Bones
Same. Don’t even know who that is as I barely ever played Mario games except for Kart, but I like him.
Waluigi
Luigi because the L stands for “winner”
Makes sense.
Rosalina, with one of the sport bikes
Waaaa
I identify with Waluigi cuz his long legs barely fucking fit in most cars
Toad
Toad on a motorcycle is my go-to! He’s very light and agile, but can be pushed around too easily
Warrio all day
A Mii that looks like me.
Waluigi if available, otherwise yoshi.
Wario. His butt makes me laugh, especially on a motorcycle.
I’ve always used DK because his weight knocks others out of the way. Slow acceleration isn’t an issue if you’re good at drifting.
Pink Gold Peach is actually top tier
