Please don’t ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.
It has to be something I can easily find.
EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:
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I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
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I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
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I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
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I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
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Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
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If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.
Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
MREs. Particularly US MREs. You can eat em as much as you want and you won’t have to go for a week.
Fear the end of the week, however
Glad I wasn’t the only one to think ration packs. UK ones used to have similar effects
Especially if you don’t rehydrate them properly. That’s where the reputation comes from at least partly.
Edit: Or so I hear.
What US MRE requires rehydration? Retort pouches are universally used to carry wet rations, I thought the only hydration needed was for drink mixes like instant coffee and drink mixes.
I’m actually just repeating what I’ve heard. I’ll add a disclaimer.
That surprises me, though. It must add a lot of weight. The Canadian ones have dehydrated or partly dehydrated components.