Let me assure you, there is nothing funny… about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin’ urinal, ‘kay, droppin’ your pants then… turnin’ around… squattin’ over that urinal, ‘kay, maybe… maybe pullin’ your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m’kay, and then layin’ out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
Someone on a weeklong school volunteering trip was sent home early for pooping in a urinal. It made waves even during summer vacation.
Let me assure you, there is nothing funny… about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin’ urinal, ‘kay, droppin’ your pants then… turnin’ around… squattin’ over that urinal, ‘kay, maybe… maybe pullin’ your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m’kay, and then layin’ out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.