• slothrop@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Nowhere in the Bible does a hero just let themselves go, and put their survival soley into the Creator’s hands: you gotta do your part too, Grasshopper!

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      3 days ago

      A man sits on the roof during a rising flood.

      A rowboat comes by, and yells, “get in the boat!”

      “No, God will save me.”

      Then the coast guard comes by, “get in the boat!”

      “No, God will save me.”

      Then a helicopter comes by, “climb in the helicopter!”

      “No, God will save me.”

      Then a pack of wild hyenas swim by, and tear the man from limb to limb, laughing while he dies in agonizing horror.