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DieguiTux8623@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

If programming languages were weapons. Old but gold.

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If programming languages were weapons. Old but gold.

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DieguiTux8623@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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Source: so old it’s lost

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    Wheres assembly? Lol

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      Assembly is a scrapheap with every sort of technology imaginable but it’s all broken. Could be an iron man suit, or you could just grab a length of rebar.

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        The Ol’ Cheney Special

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      Assembely is a pile of iron ore. Make what you want with it.

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      It’s a musket. A really powerful one but you gotta do everything manually.It also comes disasembled and requires hours of work to be built.

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      Assembly is a revolver-style footgun with a speed loader. In just five cycles it blow your entire leg clean off.

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      It’s a box of unassembled weapon parts.

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      Where is verilog?

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      I like the other response here

      assembly is a gauss gun… you just have to manually align the magnets

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