After every meal, whether I like it or not

Collective hopelessness

Why does this feel like an advertisement?

Agreed. It’s middle managers all the way up. I thought it would get better, or I’d be the change I want to see, but it’s utter chaos at every turn.

Just give me a stapler and a broom closet and leave me alone.

The last thing I hear as I choke to death on a grape trying to rush for my turn is, “mwaahahaaaaaa!”

Significant other?

(sorry, replied to the wrong comment)

There’s a reason Gen X is called The Forgotten Generation #sadNoises

I’m sure they’d love for you to believe that

Ew

I’m OOTL. What’s happening with GitHub?

TIL!

I started using one of those fizzy-water-makers and I swear the water tastes better.

(I do not filter the tap water.)

Made math interesting by telling stories about how or why things were useful.

Or explained it in a way that was memorable… Like on one occasion, they brought in a sliced loaf of bread to demonstrate integral calculus

Fuck all of them, I went to beanfield. For internet, anyway. I’m looking for an alternative cell service/carrier. I refuse to get cable TV.

These are all great ideas! I’ll add that learning something new is a great way to bond with people

She’s a beaut!

Barista is Hawaii for me!

Definitely before 2016, agreed

Ew. You made the right call.