Tastes like pennies!

I was going to say polka music but this is close enough

This is a great reminder about perspective for so many things.

Some people who are married and/or have children can’t imagine how unmarried and/or people without children could possibly have chosen that lifestyle and be happy or content. And vice versa, of course.

I’m sure there are plenty of other examples. Your point about extroverted coworkers hit close to home since that recently happened to me.

Also, I know this isn’t an advent calendar but I wanted to spread the love. I’ve actually never heard of an NSFW advent calendar and the FOMO is real.

Baby, I read it for the articles comments, I swear!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ~ https://www.instagram.com/share/reel/BAG2D6sIh2

Welp. Thanks for sharing. Is burning candles also bad?

Traded it in for work bullying

Choose someone who doesn’t go by the name “JD” as an adult and expects to be taken seriously.

Same. Everything feels unreal right now and it’s hard to keep the mask on.

My mouth is watering. I just brushed my teeth. I must resist!

I was wondering the same thing. This sounds more like plagiarism.

Yeah, I’d have a beer/sherry with this g~ma any day.

That’s probably good advice for a lot of things

I hate the holidays.

The worst part is people asking me what I’m doing for the holidays. The last few years I’ve replied with, “avoiding family”, and most people laughed.

😂

Totally. Ruthless, and indiscriminate.

I try to remind myself that change is inescapable. For better or worse, things will always change. It might not be better, but at least it will be different, which gives me a sick glimmer of hope.

Depression can happen at any age, if that’s what you mean

API exodus-ers unite!

Lemmings from a sinking ship 💪

Looks like you might have found it 💡

Taylor Swift is in town