Didn’t know that’s possible. How?

It’s a PITA.

SQL

Bist du sicher, dass du deutsch sprichst?

Replace? MacBook? Er, I‘m afraid I’ve got to tell you something …

A child as a school project using ChatGPT

Got one. Works great. Whether it’s worth the money is yours to decide. Forget their distro (Tuxedo OS or whatever they call it), it works fine with vanilla Ubuntu and probably any other distro of your choice. Just download the ISO from the usual site and install from scratch.

All of them

bash is so ubiquitous that I never considered anything else.

English is the natural way of communicating with Americans. A lot of people don’t find that natural (because they don’t speak English), but that is their fault, not the Americans‘.

Why would you? The command line is the natural way of interacting with a computer. GUIs are just for convenience. What you’re asking is like „can there be a city where the public transport is so good that I never have to walk“.

And that’s a fact for every operating system, not only Linux.

Wait, people are still using nano?

The supreme of all open source projects would be something like Linux, curl, or SQLite.

rm *.c when I meant rm *.o

Used it a couple of years ago. Stunningly beautiful but buggy as hell. Got frustrated and switched to PopOS. Today I’d use Mint, or just plain Debian.

A geek is one who buys an Apple watch to take phone calls, monitor his heart rate, and control the colour of the lights in his living room.

A nerd is one who buys an Apple watch and hacks it to run Doom.

Good choice, Nextcloud has all the calendars you’ll ever need. (Same for contacts btw)

Half of them, seriously?