…Wait, is Joe then also a child? Good grief, no wonder America went to shit, they let a fucking child be president!

Yeah, you’re probably right. They should try it a few more times just to be sure.

Exactly, which is why Kamala won!

Frankly, I don’t know what you’re complaining about. If you standard for “child” is “has a parent”, then everyone on here is a child, you included. Just pardon them and move on.

…Wow, y’all are really losing it over this, aren’t you?

…A child?

Cozy dystopia. God help me.

The purple people eater got them all, sadly.

…or, more likely, a great^20 grandpa got with multiple great^20 grandmas. All it takes is one harem merging branches somewhere to tip the scales.

Yeah, the first time the press core deigned to call him “presidential” was when he launched rockets at Syria. The second time was when he assassinated Suleimani.

If it did, the heater wouldn’t look like this.

Source?

This is a very interesting idea. It would certainly explain why people seem to constantly “infill” everything everone says with whatever gets them the most angry - the algo feeds them ragebait, so that’s what they see.

“It’s not piracy, it’s federated backups!”

Ironic, or, ahem, fucked?

Yeah, but the move there is to sear the bun insides while making the patty.

The concept album is Slim Shady is trying to get Eminem cancelled.

That is genuinely hilarious.

It’s gonna be so funny

I was actually kinda pissed when I had to switch to a car with a CD player and couldn’t use it anymore.

Festivity Doctrine, if you will.