Probabilistic is a $5 word, so to make it make a little more sense, here’s what the story is: Maplestory’s parent company, Nexon, added lootboxes into the game without telling people the drop rates of items, which afaik is required because of gambling laws(or something like that), so they had to give a player a 5% refund on their purchases of said lootboxes because of it.

They don’t really though. I haven’t been on GoG in a minute, but when I was looking for an offline installer (I think for Cyberpunk?), it was very easy to find it

I don’t like how I didn’t catch this was satire until the third bullet point

It’s actually a bit hit or miss, at least on Prime Video. Most episodes still have the Massive Attack Theme, but a few here and there (Mostly in S2 iirc) have the generic theme.