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I’m not even sure if I’m honest. NW England, my shits a mix of English, Cumbrian, Yorkshire, Scottish, Madeupish … No doubt some American words in there that have snuck in like a bad smell.

I don’t doubt it. When you include the cost of a loaf of bread, fuel or a freddo it soon slaps up the amount of fraud going on.

I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

And I want Ubisoft to get comfortable with these torrents and my ridiculously slow download speed but life’s a shit house!

Nope. Yer can feck off Zuck! Yer ain’t comin’ aboard my ship! 🏴‍☠️

I second boots. I went through 3 cheap pairs of hiking boots (between £40 - £70) all promising the world and dry feet. In the end, sacked it off and bought all leather boots with a vibram sole. Requires maintenance of waxing them but they’ve had many miles in them now and just as good as day 1.

You could hand deliver them in a sealed envelope but it won’t stop the recipient scanning them then sharing them on messenger, texts etc.

You’d need to consider where and how they get shared beyond the person you send them to, to then decide which level of privacy is appropriate. Ultimately, even though others don’t recommend WhatsApp (nor would I) - it’s maybe the best option in this case. Accessibility, ease of sharing just no guarantees on the encryption because the source is behind closed doors.

Phew, Wales direction. Wasn’t my house on a Sunday morning from a disgusting night before.

This is my kind of maths, add on p&p, handling, admin and VAT let’s it call it a nice round milly. No, no questions at this time sorry.

As nobody else has said it, allow me to be the first.

Fuck. That.