Remember that everyone you’re comparing yourself to is naked under their clothes right now. Or just naked.

I know the exact smell you’re talking about! It’s one of the reasons I don’t use sponges.

LOL, talk about confirmation bias.

Don’t be a dick. If you want to be negative that’s fine, but be prepared with a litany of sources.

I’m quite warm. I have a lovely thick quilted blanket and a little dog who is a personal bed heater.

Your cat won’t die, they said.

Woohoo! I have a super power!

I make a “me” soup every time I take a bath.

Poblano, you heathen.

Man, I fight hard against lucid dreaming. I much prefer letting my brain do whatever wacky shit it wants to do.

The death penalty is incredibly stupid for more than one reason.

1. If someone committed a crime that egregious, they should be punished every day, and you should help them live as long as possible.
2. So many innocent people are put to death because our system for determining guilt is far from righteous, or right.
3. You don’t talk about Fight Club.

Saw a farmer walk out of the voting area at the polling place locally wearing an “I voted to Make America Great Again”.

I feel you bro. My youngest brother passed in August.

I used to have 7. Down to 4.

Yep, I cancelled any involvement I have with Bill. Very disappointed in him.

Not a chance in hell.

I haven’t enjoyed a CoD since the first MW2.

It’s been 30 years, but I still read it as “Un Ionized”. Damn you Mr. Johnson, my high school chemistry teacher!

Oh my gosh, bad phrasing on my part. My sister, my soon to be wife and I. As in 3 people.

Regrettably my sister and I have a lot of tattoos, and we haven’t found any onsens that will let people with tattoos in. Oh well!