Not a chance in hell.

I haven’t enjoyed a CoD since the first MW2.

It’s been 30 years, but I still read it as “Un Ionized”. Damn you Mr. Johnson, my high school chemistry teacher!

Oh my gosh, bad phrasing on my part. My sister, my soon to be wife and I. As in 3 people.

Regrettably my sister and I have a lot of tattoos, and we haven’t found any onsens that will let people with tattoos in. Oh well!

I learned Japanese when I was in college, and I’ve been to Haneda airport a few times, but I’ve never visited the country itself. I’m most interested in the history, the people, temples and culture.

Those are both great suggestions, thanks!

I know that at the time it was known as the crying Indian ad, for sure, but would you mind putting in parentheses (Native American) to clarify?

Something about the beers and the bees, but I’m too drunk to care now.

I love to end my sentences with a proposition, you wanna fuck?

I agree, but I think it also depends on the kind of monitor you have. For the blue, it’s almost cyan, but a little too dark.

They made a documentary about it years ago. It’s called Idiocracy

Yeah, far too often.

Thank you so much for taking the time to answer all my questions. I really appreciate it!

That’s a great way to look at it. Are there any provisions for severance if there comes a time where that arrangement needs to be terminated?

I also want you to know that in no way am I judging what you do for work, to me it’s just work, but I know a lot of people would have different opinions.

Fascinating. Is there a large age gap? My daughter thought about pursuing this with a guy a couple years ago, but she wanted to get out of sex work so that was a no-go.

Do you enjoy the work, and is it considered “work” on both sides, as in no expectation of romantic intimacy?

Can you define what “companionship” entails?

Well it’s not terribly secret, but I just chill in my backyard with a book and my dogs, on my hammock.

I would love to hear more about your job, without any dangerous details of course.

My month vacation in Japan.