A dunce showing off his collection of modern dunce caps.
This fuckhead literally killed red hats. If you wear a red hat now, everyone with an average or above IQ will associate you with a low IQ and avoid you. In the modern era it is the most effective way to let people know you’re an idiot.
Lol. These people would draw and quarter Jesus if he came back to life and continued preaching his own teachings.
Our nation will continue circling the toilet until gerrymandering is outlawed.
And with how many stupids there are here that are scared of change, even when presented with facts proving it’s better for them, the odds of things getting better are pretty slim.
Keep bringing it up on Reddit.
When I’m on Reddit, which is only if I fully exhaust myself on Lemmy that day, and I see someone complaining about Reddit, I make a point to let them know about Lemmy.
Look at that. Republicans doing only what hurts Americans.
It’s almost like they are enemies of the people of the United States of America.
But hey, at least their stance on Palestine is better than the other team’s stance…right? Right?
Original Gameboy.
Still works.
Yeah, but we did tax the everloving fuck out of the grotesquely wealthy, which made for a stronger middle class.
That was before they realized they could just pay our traitorous politicians pocket change to lower their tax rate.
Nah dawg. I’m good on the censorship.
We live in the age of bloated software.
Lol.
Capitalist leech says he’ll willingly lose capital.
Liiiiiiiiiiar.
The dollar is holy to these freaks. They won’t jeopardize a single one.
Probably waiting for Americans to stop stripping them of their power and handing it over to a felon rapist traitor and his treasonous party.
Is acting only according to your self-interest a good strategy in life?
Not if you plan on living in a society.
“The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg.”
The best part? My friend’s dad said that to him when we were kids. Yeah, he was a major asshole. Also, not scientifically accurate. He was pretty stupid.
Conservatives.
It takes a special kind of stupid to use the term “blueMAGA”.
You can repeat “smoke and mirrors” as many times as you want. Doesn’t change that the parties vote VERY differently. Doesn’t change that one party got me affordable healthcare when I was young when the other one basically told me to go fuck myself. Doesn’t change that one illegally attempted to overturn an election and the other didn’t. Doesn’t change that one stripped women of a federally protected human right while the other didn’t.
There are so many examples of the parties not being the same that there’s no other way to look at your opinion than as ignorant to the extreme.
A quick perusal of the voting history of both parties destroys this ridiculous opinion.
Speedrunners
It’s on sale for $3 right now. Awesome 4 player competitive racing game without split screen so everyone gets maximized view. Way different than Mario Kart so it won’t be a repetitive experience for them. This is the Steam-based couch coop that’s lasted longest in my friends group.
Tricky Towers
Tetris game, but the catch is you build upwards to a finish line and physics play a role, so the tower can lean and collapse.
TowerFall Ascension
Competitive platformer shooter. No split screen. One large screen for everyone. My favorite aspect is all the options you can change to switch up the gameplay. Coop mode and PvP mode.
Mount Your Friends
A personal favorite of mine. Not necessarily for kids, even though I don’t think it’s anything beyond maybe PG-13. It’s hilarious. It can be pretty competitive. You can choose to build upwards or outwards. I think outwards is more fun. You can watch gameplay videos and determine if it’s appropriate for the kids in question.
Others have pointed out games like A Way Out, the Trine series, and Split Fiction. Those are all great. But they’re longer, story-based puzzle games that take more time than you may have for them to finish. Trine allows 3 players, but the others only allow 2.
GUMMI BEARS, BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE!!!
Also, literally eating gummi bears right now.
I’d call myself a history buff and I’m not sure I’ve ever read about any single individual in the annals of history more pathetic than Donald Trump.