Anything but tax the rich

What a thin skinned little bitch.

Hurray! Liquid death on draft right at home!

Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.

As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.

Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.

Elon Musk should jam soup cans up his ass till they come out his mouth.

✅ Yes 99%

⏹️ No 1%

That’s why you should all do one each.

Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

Yeah, but those missiles in the ocean were THREATENING people who have MONEY. The Palestinian children don’t have any money.

So I’m sure you can see the conundrum here for world leaders

(/s. Just in case, hard to know these days)

Am I the only person who saw that dragon fight trailer or something?

The build up promised a cinematic confrontation of soldiers being thrown around and powerful siege engines to the backdrop of a ruined tower in some rolling hillside. Then it cut to a huge, grey, flat nowhere location where the player and two uninteresting specks of companion characters repeatedly hit it with christmas tree lights until it had a stoke and died.

Look right, those advertisers paid good money for people in your demographic to receive those ads. Who are you selfishly block all thier hard work with your “preferences”. Geez, the entitlement of some people.

/s, just in case

With AI we can automate the updating of sports team rosters and release a new EA Sports title every 3 hours.

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• Bluetooth when I’m connecting to a speaker

• Bluetooth staying connected to my car when I’m 3 streets away

That just half year profit for Yorkshire water alone.

Gta online was a scam long before this.

Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

And people still think the Tories aren’t full of empty promises and enrichment of business friends with public money.

If you want to be the Cutlery Colossus then you can