Dead or alive, you’re going to work.

I’ll allow it.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

There’s also the email that could’ve been a “man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave”

It’s enjoyable if you watch it in the context of it’s time. You can’t compare it to the Villeneuve version.

Matt Keeslar. He played Feyd in the 2000 miniseries.

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

I used a Mac SE/30 running OS 7 quite a bit in the early 90’s. I remember it being incredibly reliable; in fact, I can’t even remember what a crash looked like on a Mac, whereas I can still picture the BSOD from Windows 3.1.

I don’t remember noticing much difference in snappiness or intuitiveness between Mac and Windows back then though. Both were pretty easy to learn, even for people with limited computer experience. Anything with a hard drive felt snappy at the time, because the previous generation of computers all ran on floppy disks which were slow as molasses.

I enjoy fixing things, even other people’s shit, so I categorize that time as entertainment instead of work. It’s time I’d otherwise be using to doomscroll on Lemmy.

It’s raining men by the weather girls.

Their format and style makes them highly meme-able.

Primal Fear (1996). It’s arguable whether or not the antagonist is truly evil though.

I think I’d like my money back

Try remounting the root filesystem with “mount -o remount,rw /”.

Authenticity of man’s head injury in dispute

Fuckin razor blades. Where do they go?

One thing I pride myself on is the ability to see through my dryer’s bullshit. I know that 30 minutes really means 45 you damn liar.