Inky caps, it looks like.

They have a compound in them that temporarily disables an enzyme your body’s uses in the metabolism of alcohol. Heart palpitation/arrhythmia issues are also a possibility.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprinopsis_atramentaria

I swear they also load some sort of forced obsolescence program into them too…

To be fair, they’d have to be running at full speed.

There’s a Olympic record of a 8.95m jump by Mike Powell in '91, so for a much more larger and stronger *4-legged animal it’s not too surprising.

That’s pretty much a swamp cooler

Towels (or other clothes) can stick to the drum and as you pull them out, the balance of the drum shifts and can cause it to spin. If you are grabbing something in a fuller load, your hand/wrist can become entangled and rotate with the drum.

Front-load washers should have a brake for the drum that prevents it from rotating while digging out clothes. Last thing I want is twisted/sprained wrist while peeling towels off the walls of the drum.

BS. The client was Escher.

Just remember that the location which let the cheeto use it as a platform never got any blowback from corporate. So, just stop going to McDonald’s altogether; plenty of other food places for when you don’t want to cook.

Slap’n

Removing half the body by cleaving the left and right sides apart.

1. Either urethral insertion or dilation (depending on your preference)

Nu-metal would be pop rocks and cola

Pop would be cotton candy. Eye catching, but no real substance.

I actually do the cleaner every couple of months and use vinegar once a week, at the end of my first load. (my water tests between 300-400ppm) I also gave up on fabric softener and dryer sheets when I found just running the dryer again with no heat for 20min gives me the same result. (less residue left behind in the washer/dryer and cleaner skin)

It looks like it’s primarily aesthetic.

A few notes though… With the faucet and valve so close to the open side, the shower curtain could inconvenience adjusting the temperature or catch onto the handle if not paid attention to. If the shower head is also offset that much (not sure by the pic but a couple of easy fixes are available) it could make it more difficult to shower especially with having to stand in a tub.

The fixtures aren’t centered (laterally) on the wall.

You never know unless you ask. And if no one ever helps, look for new friends/family.

Latter Day Saints

One of the issues with that is that unless you are WFH, you would very likely have to find another job that is commutable. With local salaries more of less being intertwined with the housing, (see cost of living) the new job would also very likely put you in the same position you started with.

That’s called salaried employment.