Evilsandwichman [none/use name]

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I’m currently working in the Middle East and speaking for myself, I’m less worried about dying brutally to a bombing campaign by China than I am by my own government, so that certainly plays a role.

I think if the government put some effort towards PR by making some superficial gestures such as not invading other countries or overthrowing their governments it would certainly help improve our image abroad and I could stop pretending I’m British.

What we really need is to convince the global South that NOT being bombed by China is actually an evil orientalist plot to subvert our kindly brutality.

It’s getting very exhausting telling the locals “Oy yoo lot ain’t neva seen ‘ow ‘orrible dem Choinese ca’ be! Would yoo be preferrin’ youse country, yeah? Would youse be preferrin’ yoo be in one a dem ‘orrifying debt traps, or would youse be preferrin’, yeah? A noice Gaaza remodelin’, yeah? Oi think tha choice is an easy one, yeah? Dem Choinese don’ seem so noice now, do they?”

Speaking like a Brit makes my mouth hurt; no wonder they’re so miserable.

Sharpen their edges and use them as shurikens (or chakrams)

…porn…

leave them in random bushes in various public parks and gardens

Please don’t do this; kids are stupid and don’t fear malware and will be among the first people to find this

It’s funny to imagine our descendants in whatever America becomes defending the empire by saying it wasn’t America’s fault it collapsed, it was Israel’s; hopefully though one of the things they admit is it’s also because of culture war idiocy and other arbitrary, fabricated social divisions; EDIT: Also the empire’s insistence on capitalism and wasting the talents contained in around 350 million people; China capitalizing (haaaaa, see what I did there?) on their population with excellent access to really good education and health services has turned their one billion people into its most powerful asset, meanwhile in America humans are also an asset, but in the form of slavery (wage slavery and actual slavery).

Now admittedly I’m just a gamer, not a Gamer^TM, but I personally don’t have any interest in the different designs and such; do they look cool sometimes? Sure, but I spend very little time looking at my PC so it’s entertaining for the first two hours, and then it’s just a chassis. Also I really don’t like those annoying LED lights and have to switch them off; I sleep in the same room as my PC and I don’t want the lights on at night (I never switch off my PC cause like seriously, who does that?)

Would it serve a streamer more than it would the average person however? Most likely; fans will enjoy glancing at it from time to time, and it’ll help add some interest to the average person just flicking through different gamer streams.

Honestly the thing that still gets me is does he actually think they’d admit to being willing Nazis, especially when Nazis were being executed?

NATO coincidentally also has a ton of Nazis in its leadership

According to my lib colleague it’s fine because apparently they said they were forced to become Nazis.

It’s 0 because communism is a moneyless system

Huh…so we may fail to achieve faster than light (FTL) travel but we could probably manage faster than stick (FTS) travel

Have you considered joining the Ukrainian reserves?

On a serious note, I hate dis. I need complete certainty about my day and I hate surprises. My days all thankfully blend into each other and provided no outside interference happens, I know how my day will progress.

I’m ordering noodles for lunch and I’m going to watch squid games season 2; tomorrow I’m going to have Korean for lunch and will continue squid games season 2. Both nights I will eat chips and watch birdgirl. On Thursday I will have chicken and mushroom pie and watch squid games. What I choose to have for dinner will be what little chaos I allow in my life. I will also watch birdgirl.

World peace?

The enclave will be expecting it, and the Frank they’re sending ain’t the one from Philadelphia

In favor:

You can show off your cat (can’t personally attest as I despise pets, but others seem to enjoy them)

Isn’t it obvious? It’s ‘loo’; when you use this site you’re ‘going to the loo’.

My father also had a Seagate he kept old family photos on that just unexpectedly died. Their stuff is trash.

The three gorges dam has had an actual effect on the rotation of the earth (slowing it down by 0.06 seconds)

I think they’re saying they feel like a resistance hero

Touched a car cigarette lighter that I’d heated up myself while bored with the intent of just slipping a nail between the coils without skin contact and gave myself a new thumbprint.

Then I did that again a few years later.

Is there any way to (legally) circumvent the blockade? I know they don’t have access to steam so it’s not like people can buy Cuban games like they can buy Russian games, but is there any other way (short of going there on vacation)?