MFs in my IT group at work took away our adblockers. Now I can’t look at ANYTHING off the corporate teet without my machine dying due to the sheer volume of ads on the average website

Latinx has entered the chat

I want a JAWS style retelling of the Little Mermaid. Then a porn parody version, because I want what I want

I’m not into translucent people

Idris is my man-crush. I wanted him to be Bond

To be fair, skin tone usually develops due to exposure to the sun. If anything, mermaids probably are tanned on top (backs) and pale on their stomachs. Like great whites

What is GSM?

I bought a bunch of minifigs off Amazon sold as “cake toppers” to escape notice.

So, how safe is this to use?

Unlike cars which are constantly leaking poison

No luck in that department. Garage is too tight and sloped enough to make me worried about getting under the car

Everything about Christopher Columbus.

I’m writing it for my kids, who enjoy the spurce material. There will be mo erotica, since it’s PG-13 at worst.

The story can’t really be divested of the source material because it takes parts directly from it (like 100% of the world and 75% of yhe characters). I’d have to do serious tweaking to make it standalone.

I might just toss it out there and ask for donations if people like it.

Any day now…

A fox calling at night is terrifying

It’s my Outlook too. I only use it for personal work and business. Very annoying

It’s gotta be this. The FCC or whomever used to stop this is gone. And Google is complicit. These emails are coming from hundreds of gibberish gmail accounts.

That’s why you get snakes. They keep the bugs away

Just bought the ad-free version. It’s easy to forget developers need to eat too

It’s mildly infuriating