She invited you over at 2am cuz she wanted the D you fucking idiot

I can still tell you how fast a modem is connecting by the sound. Though I was less accurate by the time it got to k56flex and v.90 56k speeds.

call me crazy, but I miss chat rooms and “A/S/L?”

'course I was a teen at the time, so maybe that’s why.

All the planets in the solar system can fit in the space between the Earth and the Moon