Gleddified

Spelling errors on professional documents, especially signs/posters/ads. You don’t have to know everything, but you have to check before putting it up.

When I see restaurant specials boards riddled with mistakes it makes me want to not eat there.

Oh that’s what that is. I just assumed it was Linux things happening. lol

Holding in ur poop

Linux lore is my favourite

Credit cards

Just a slimy middleman taking a cut of every transaction and trapping people in debt. But a bit of a tragedy of the commons because merchants raise prices to accommodate CC fees and the rewards are hard to pass up.

Simple as

One of my greatest pet peeves is random folders appearing in my home folder. Thanks for this

I was referring to Brian Sinclair, which was ages ago now, so tbf that is out of date. Hopefully some policy changes have been made since then.

Still using “at least we’re not the USA!” to excuse a dumpster fire of a healthcare system, as we have been for years.

It is important to note that there isn’t a “Canadian” healthcare system, per se. It is largely a provincial jurisdiction. So while Manitoba sees outrageous wait times, hallway medicine, nurse shortages, and people dying in ER waiting rooms because they don’t have a GP, I can’t speak for every province in the country.

Anecdotally, my experience is… OK. I’m lucky to have a family doctor that I’ve had since childhood. That said, I’ve moved multiple times since then, and I haven’t been able to find a doctor in any of my new communities, so if I ever need to see a GP, its an hour drive back to my hometown.

When some filthy casual calls a piece of classical music a “song”

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Use a service like simplelogin for emails. Worth every penny.

If they require a name: either Santa Claus or Whatsit Tooya (what kind of ridiculous name is that?)

Phone #?: 867-5309

DOB: January 1, 1970 (the dawn of Unix time)

Fuck 'em, never give them a thing. My favourite thing is when I get to give info like this to a real live person, we always get to share a giggle.

I’ll be the musician - it seemed to go OK for Shostakovich

Unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is pretty sour, and bootlicker gas… tastes pretty good!

“Plunging”? I call BS, isn’t lava way too thick for that?

He was my favourite ghostbuster

The best rendition (IMO)

Herbie Hancock, Snarky Puppy

Not sure what it says about the current state of gaming that so many of these games are quite old

You get ads:

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THE ENGLISH ARE ANGRY THAT YOU DESTROYED THEIR OUTPOST. THEY’RE COMING TO ATTACK YOUR VILLAGE!