Oh I can’t make eye contact with them they’re too pretty

My one of my cats liked to hide behind the shower curtain and reach in to swat my naked behind when I wasn’t looking.

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in minecraft

Everything, even government drones, needs a hobby.

that’s such a capricorn thing to say

What should I do with my regular apostrophes

some of the emulators I use, when the phone is vertical they put the action on the top half and a bunch of touchscreeny buttons on the bottom. Still not as good as a physical controller, but it will do when the controller is recharging.

i mean if it weren’t an mmo i’d at least check it out from the libary

i play most of my games as rentals from the library. until we can do that digitally,

we had memes in the 90s? I thought we were just fucking around with emoticons back then.

well tell the you in the analogy to care for their knives better. we have standards here on lemmy

Where’s my fellow "yo’d’ll"s at

Be awkward by opening your mouth to speak but instead ripping wet ass.

just pop on by and have a bowl. it’ll be fun

I’ve got that and a whirly pop. The whirly pop does better popcorn, but all I have to do to clean the air popper is shake it upside down. So we run about a cup of kernels through the air popper every night.

the United States one is very funny

Minnesota wasn’t Minnesota in 1776 to my knowledge, but I don’t know much about Minnesota. I should visit.

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.