This wouldn’t work because the moon is more than 300k km away :P

A perfectly rigid object would be usable as a tool of FTL communication

Would it though? I feel like the theoretical limit is still c

The stairs are part of an art installation at the Kongresshaus in Biel, Switzerland. “Beautiful steps number two” was created in 2009 for an exhibition. The artists told the website Snopes the stairs and doors are not functional, and the steps are not meant to support real people.

…get as much sleep as I humanly can, try to feed myself healthier food (and more regularly), develop my hobbies (mini painting, playing the bass, sketching, writing), re-establish a semblance of a social life by exploring the city and its options, spending more time with friends… Pretty much just living life.

That’s not nothing!

What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some?

I think you’re overestimating the likelihood of someone consuming a liquid thrown at them, and underestimating how much milkshake a typical lactose-intolerant person would need to consume to get a severe reaction.

I think about leetspeak every time I notice the time is 13:37

I always get the impression the average user is a millennial

Is it now

I don’t need to google it, it’s a great site

Why the lemon party hate >:(

Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)

I assume it’s because the GR has a ratio of the longer side to both sides summed. Although I can’t explain it further than that lol

Along with the frog in the lift, of course

I think you’re incorrectly assuming their age

It looks like it has one of those mouth guards in that dentists use to whiten teeth

“I’m sorry but you’re going to have to poo outside, lest you be taking drugs in the toilet”

Wtf are they expecting to prevent, anyway?

“OK officer you got me, I was going to use drugs. But since you’ve refused me entry into these loos I’m going to quit. I’m totally not going to take them outside instead, where it’s even less hygienic and in potential view of the public.”

This needs a way to not start comments part way through

Edit: or at least start the paragraph with

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But many of these contain potentially harmful active ingredients intended for adults only, such as exfoliating acids.

They can provoke allergies or eczema.