The first two remind me of tacky mafia style hotels and maybe Miami (Tony Montana) or Las Vegas “classy”.

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

Dunk a Shane

These guys are doing like the Americans with first flight, first phone call, first recorded conversation, first anything.

Super elaborate to worry about getting a rug that color into someone’s bedroom where interestingly they set up the party bar.

And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

/Aitah

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

You know the stall is ruined if the dude walks right past the sink and out the door.

Take their hands off their cocks/clams and stop playing the insider trader market. To start with.

This way you can easily tell if they actually had Sony guts or not.

I don’t remember the word “happy” being relevant when I was teen - late 80s to early 90s - or expecting that hormone driven period to even be that interesting. I understand that my generation had more opportunities to “prosper” but I had to leave my house at 18 yo no question so I also had no choice but to get to it.

We appreciate your depression more than you (think).

Inverse correlation

It’s not the destination bruh, like it’s the journey.

So what you’re saying is that you can’t murder your friends so stop being friends? I like what you did there.

In the woods?

Totally