DDD let’s a go!

Not entirely: they provide the lowest common denominator with cheap entertainment. But, you know, the same can be said for the whole show.

When the expert judge speaks, the one who is actually going to give constructive criticism to help you get better at dancing, everyone needs to yell “BOO FUCK OFF” at him like he’s a pantomime Gargamel. Only non-critical criticisms are allowed.

I too value my time with your mum.

OMG SO BORING

Blah blah blah. Do you have any opinions that don’t come from Texan schoolbooks?

Come for the lecture on free speech, don’t bother staying because why would you?

I do not agree that the American system of free speech is the best. I might defend my opinion if I am invited to do so, but it’s very boring (viz) and I wouldn’t want to sit through my own explanation.

If the peel fits, join the bunch.

You live in hell. Go somewhere else.

I think I must have hit reply on the wrong comment. I’m sorry it seems to have upset you so much.

The trick is to fit exercise into a routine. Work + sleep + family + study can add up to all of the available hours. Subsidised gym won’t help with that.

Eating well: that also takes time. And planning. This is where we should be focusing our attention if we want to improve our country’s health. Not weight loss jabs and not subsidising gyms.

Responding to the announcement, Musk posted on X that the Guardian was “irrelevant” and a “laboriously vile propaganda machine”.

The Guardian is rubber, and Musk is glue.

If there’s not enough breastmilk we’d be extinct.

And then he didn’t.

Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.

Nah just trace a picture of Dickbutt.

Another cartoon villain. Might be loony enough to pull back some Reform voters, but she won’t be winning any votes back in the center. She seems to be opposing David Tennant rather than Kier Starmer, but neither is a fight she can win in the court of popular opinion.

The SI unit of progress is the Funeral.

I think we’re waiting for a bunch of very stupid and very stubborn people to … what do they say? … “age out” of the voting pool.

There is a universe in which the Tories make rejoining a “sensible economic management” election pledge in ten years or so, in order to reinvent themselves as something electable in a post-boomer world. All we have to do is jump tracks out of the Stupidest Timeline. Everyone push the wall to your left, one two three NOW.

Nah, they don’t want our troublesome right wing racist selfish arses back in their club.