I honestly can’t tell if you’re doing a bit or are actually serious.

As if american measurements have ever made sense. Look up how they measure screws or wires and despair.

The avalanche has already started, it is to late for the pebbles to vote.

Was supposed to be the cosmic phenomenon, but sure, why not.

Bullshit.

Those recommendation systems have lots of problems, I agree, especially if they optimize for monetary benefit of the platform above all else.

But you need them if you want to have interesting stuff recommended, simple as that. I can’t (and have no interest to) read every Mastodon post ever, same for Lemmy. And I admit it, I don’t even want to read every post my friends make.

Mastodon feels like a torrent of random unrelated comments drowing out anything that might be interesting. I tried it, I don’t see any value in it. Even for following friends it’s unusable, there is the one that posts three times a day and the one that posts once every three weeks, there is no way to ever see one of his posts, unless I specifically go to his profile to look. I’ve given up on Mastodon.

Just a simple tetrahedron of people.

A part of us will live forever! Join my Church Of The Forever Chemicals.

Also in your blood, brain, tissue, children, pets, …

100 miles/h is like 160 km/h, right? That’s just normal travel Speed on the highway.

Jep, always the K in KDE applications, like oKular and dolphin.

High five!

Good for you, I mean that. But as much as you admire and enjoy this outfit, I don’t.

Because it look ridiculous.

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Possibly something like

surface=asphalt
smoothness=intermediate  

But I’m really not sure. You might find information at https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:surface and/or https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:smoothness

Even Elon Musk biographys? But yeah, I worded that poorly.

That’s the kind of guy who invents the idea of selling a subscription to seat heating in your own car.

I’m telling you, there will be a streaming service that will deepfake ads into finished movies. Darth Vader will turn at the at the camera and say “No, I am your father… and you should buy the Elon Musk biography on audible dot com for free”