Source?

Shhh! I swear I can build that for only twice the cost and take three times as long, but it will be waaay quicker if I have this new tool.

The burning of the Library of Alexander was the worst for avid readers. Only 270s AD kids know what I’m talking about.

This is why I buttchug my coffee, much better absorption rate that way!

I’ll take “all of it” for 1000, Trebek.

I would be pretty Hungary too if all that money doesn’t even buy a loaf of bread.

Can you elaborate on what mistakes they did?

All things serve the beam!

Y’all better not be driving any green (gayer) or yellow (gayest) vehicles either!

Yes.

I never realized until now how easy it is to accidentally chop someone in half with a machete.

I’m doing my part!

Laughs in Canadian

You have no power here Santa, Thanksgiving has come and gone!

GG ez noobs.

Game over man! Game over!

This comment really ties the thread together, man.

Op asked for help, not to be murdered.

What if your fear is all three of those characters mooshed together in one sort of super fear monster? You just spilled the beans, friendo!

What is great is listening to bros who try to say they could “totally take on a bear”. It’s normal to be fearful of any animal that could easily fuck a person up.

Happens every time.