I imagine most golden retrievers I’ve just are a little autistic. It’s why they are so dopey.

Wow. Thanks for providing a reference.

This sounds a little made up. But it could also be true.

I hate this timeline for reasons like this.

This is why I get flagged by the FBI as a troubled individual.

It took the Emperor 20 years to remove the Senate in Star Wars.

This is the only advertising that listen too. I wish online reviews were 10% as useful.

I just want a watch that can read text messages and has a long battery life. The Pebble and Pebble 2 fit that bill for me.

Until the buttons fell of the Pebble 2.

American Airlines for a job interview. So it was selected for me. It definitely soured my expectations for air travel.

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.

I read the Newsletters from NPR and Morning Brew. If something catches my eye, I’ll look it up on ground.news then find something marked “center” to get more details.