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And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.

(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)

Thank you. I thought I was losing it.

… aren’t these pumpkins?

What is chaser erasure?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To kill Trump.

Am I doing this right?

Nobody disagrees with that. People do disagree with “Israel has the right to conduct genocide against the Palestinians.”

When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.

Put a fence around it and label it a local insect and wildlife habitat.

It’s low effort and you get self-righteous environmental points.

I’m just happy they’re doing okay.

How do I motivate my students? I’ll need to know by 7:30 am PST tomorrow.

Thanks!

It’s not like we’re going to survive climate change on our own.

Not my original content, but damn. That dwarf was one ugly, little dude.