They say all the best things in life are free
So 🗡️give💣 all your beer and your rum to me
Nobody tosses a dwarf, you piece of shit
Riders in the sky by Dezperadoz
Painkiller by Death
No remorse by Cannibal Corpse
Painkiller, which is piña colada for grown-ups
Whiskey Sour, skip the egg
Classic Daiquiri (not the slush one)
I’d wager it smells like burned nose hair
It’ll just write a new Shakespeare play
You’re supposed to walk around with your appendix sticking out? I guess that prevents complications if it ruptures
More like crrrrk–THUD–rustle-rustle
Forge, yo