It’s media-friendly astrology

Nobody tell this guy about Rimworld

Eye-mayge-een if the pronunciation of words mattered

Fuck that burger looks good

It’s not great. Definitely more than 1 star but I watched it the other day and couldn’t remember a thing about it until looking up the plot summary just now. It’s one of those movies that could be amazing if it stuck the landing but I personally don’t feel like it did. I voted for Obama twice so my opinion is not politically motivated.

I have all of those ingredients except for the 10 syllable word with which you ended it.

Luckily this won’t affect the board game. I’m stoked for that.

What kind of cars do you buy that every one comes with a hydraulic jack?

God I hate when meme formats are completely misused.

I have a hard time seeing the left guy being inside.

Bees?

Yes but unironically. My sense of humor should be accepted by the entire world.

The average discussion is like 8 comments.

If you never mess up, they’ll probably never catch you. But you are committing a felony and if you do get caught, there are consequences. I wish you the best, truly. But you are taking a risk.

It’s a very valid reason to fire you. You’ll most likely get caught when the inventory starts to be way off.

I think that’s the best way to handle it. Let me kill whoever I want as long as I know the consequences.

Not that I have any room to throw stones in this glass house, but have you tried water?

Lemmy is my methadone. Not interesting enough to get me hooked but just enough to keep me from going back.

I swear even the memes on here belong in comedy homicide and I see maybe one interesting article per day at most. I started carrying a kindle with me and usually just read instead of browsing. I’ve gone from a book every 2 or 3 months to a book per week.

I upvoted you seven thousand times. Someone else must have given that many downvotes which is the only explanation for why your score is not 7000.

'tis a sad day when we’re so eager to shitpost that we can’t take 5 seconds to proofread our memes.