Are you talking about calling in sick, or taking PTO? Because I’ll be damned if anyone is gonna jump my ass over spending my earned time off as I please.
If I call in sick, I usually just stay at home and freak out all day about someone from work coming by.
Cokehead Failson is my apocalypse name nobody else can have that
I don’t even notice when it hurts anymore.
Anymore.
Anymore.
Anymore.
My grandfather had a wood burning stove as his only source of heat for YEARS. Refused to swap to gas.
One day, we distracted him with some friends and removed his stove literally behind his back. The next day, he was complaining he hadn’t done it 40 years ago.
So maybe just do it when they’re distracted.
I can’t believe Viggo Mortensen rode this bad boy all the way across that desert.
Pretty much anything by Marina and the Diamonds. Specifically Pimadonna Girl, though.
Yeah that sounds like an architect XD
My brother accidentally cut his foot open with an axe about an hour ago. That’s how much humans love to maim. We do it idly as we work.
Used to work for a non-profit retirement community in a pretty small area; the guy running the joint lived in a $3M “house” with a full 7 car garage.
I read somewhere a few years ago that the decline of “you’re welcome” is due to a shifting in definitions or whatever- “you’re welcome” has come to mean “you are always welcome to my free labor” whereas “no problem” says something more like “I don’t have an issue spending my time on you.”
Just sent this to my son, my brother, and my ex wife. Tee-hee.
Amen, brother.
That’s the one that Hitler chose first in Little Nicky!