PaleRider

Sincerely, your ex-colony in south east asia

That doesn’t narrow it down much…

Given how Europe usually sees us during the holiday season, can I recommend…

Thunder : English Man On Holiday

Because rich cunts see the fine as the parking fee…

Possibly not how I would have worded it but an absolutely spot on observation.

Mine would have involved much more expletives…

I wouldn’t argue with that description…

Well, I would assume “Not Very”.

But, you know, people are thick…

…very thick.

birds or polar bears

Phew! Luckily I just like penguins…

I’d prefer to refer to them as Vankared…

There was a plot?

Diagonally.

Can we get a general election already? I’m sick of this shit…

This is pretty much my view on people’s sexuality generally.

I don’t care who’s doing what to who as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult.

So say we all.

Being “vetted” by them…

So last Christmas we (another mutual friend and I) got back in touch with someone we hadn’t spoken to for almost a decade, met up in the Pub and it was like it’d only been a couple of months.

Instant reconnect.

Might be another ten years before we meet again because since then almost no interaction.

What you gonna do?

How about we beat him with the “Where the fuck is your phone?” stick?

Shouldn’t you hate how people let the media control their lives?

The Star has become what the Daily Sport used to be…

Full of shit.

Not that the other rags are much better. Even the Times has gone to shit since Murdoch bought it.